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Key Features

Material: 100% Premium Cotton
Fit: Regular
Neck: Hoodies
Occasion: Streetwear
Sleeve Style: Long Sleeve
Wash Care: Machine Wash As per Tag
Designed for: Unisex
Style: Cartoon

For the ones who show up for the snacks… not the season.
This hoodie says what we’re all thinking during December:
“Merry Whatever.” 😤🎄

Featuring bold holiday graphics with sarcasm levels set to MAX, this hoodie is perfect for anyone who likes Christmas but refuses to admit it. A little bit festive, a whole lot of attitude — the ultimate drip for grumpy queens, silent kings, and chaos elves.

Built from 100% cotton heavyweight (300 GSM) brushed fleece, it’s stupid-cozy without being bulky. Unisex regular fit keeps it comfy, warm, and streetwear-approved.

Vibe Check:
😏 Holiday energy = low
🔥 Hoodie quality = high
🌨️ Perfect for cold weather, hot drama
🎁 Amazing “I guess I care about you” gift
📸 Content-worthy sarcasm for socials

Care: Inside-out cold wash. Low heat dry. No holiday cheer required.