🌵 Not a Hugger Tee | Cactus-Core for the Emotionally Distant
Made with care
Heirloom quality
Premium materials
Classic styling
Styled With
Key Features
- Material: 100% Premium Cotton
- Fit: Regular
- Neck: Crew Neck
- Occasion: Streetwear
- Sleeve Style: Short Sleeve
- Wash Care: Machine Wash As per Tag
- Designed for: Unisex
- Style: Gen Z
✍️ Product Description
Some people are warm and fuzzy. You're… prickly and proud.
This pastel cactus tee isn’t just a look — it’s a warning label.
With a lineup of unapologetically spiky succulents and the loud message: “NOT A HUGGER,” this shirt is for those who like their space, their plants, and their sarcasm.
Whether you're avoiding hugs, handshakes, or human interaction in general — this tee has your thorns covered.
Best worn by:
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Touch-averse introverts
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Plant moms with sharp boundaries
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That one friend who ghosted everyone and started a cactus collection
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Anyone whose love language is “don’t”
Specs:
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100% breathable cotton
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Chill mint green for an ironically soft contrast
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Unisex fit for all antisocial plant lovers
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Ink that survives more than just awkward family gatherings
